Saturday, October 2, 2010
New Blog
Monday, August 30, 2010
Well blog, it's been a while.
It turns out the insurance company decided to pay out for my car so I got a nice chunk of change. Anyway I decided to buy a motorcycle and here is a brief guide so that noobs can pwn the Calafornia motorcycle riders achievement.
Step one: You need a motorcycle license. I know that the DMV's in SoCal suck so either make an appointment or just be prepared to stand in line. What I did was grab the literature on the motorcycle test and read it while I waited in line for two hours. Also, be prepared to take the normal class-C drives license test if you have not taken it within a year.
Cost: under $40
Time: depending on the DMV and your geographical location relative to said DMV's, (assuming SoCal as default location) 1-5 hours.
Great, if you passed the test they will give you your permit and you are ready to move on.
Step two: start looking for motorcycles. If you are reading this for help, you really should get a used bike to start with. I hunted around and found a good deal, a '04 Ninja 400r for $1900. Depending on what you are looking for, be prepared to spend $1800-4000. 1800 is on the absolute lowest end and 4000 is approaching the "I could've bought a new bike" limit. Where to look. Here's what I did:
Search Craigslist's motorcycle section. There are a lot of good deals on used bikes, there are also a lot of ripoffs. If you find a bike you like here, find someone has knowledge of how bikes work to take with you when you go look at it or ask the seller if you can take it to your mechanic.
Search Cycletraders.com. This was where I found my bike.
Google maps search motorcycle dealerships. Do it the old fashioned way and call around and ask what used bikes they have on their floor.
Tips on purchasing:
- Don't get to attached to the bike. Remember that there are other bikes out there. Maintain walkaway power in any purchasing situation (this is just a good tip for buying anything).
- Don't be afraid to haggle. This is a good skill to learn, but learn how to do it politely. I talked the dealership down a few hundred dollars and I'm pretty sure I could have gotten more.
- Don't buy a bike that needs to be fixed if you don't have the money to fix it.
- Don't believe anyone that says a bike has never been dropped, especially if it was the seller's first bike. This is not really that big of a deal, but dropping a bike can lead to some major mechanical issues. You can usually tell if a bike has been dropped if the muffler is scratched and the fairings are scraped up.
- If you are not buying from a dealership, get the bike looked by a mechanic. Dealerships offer warranties, some guy that wants to get rid of his crap bike and make some cash does not. BUYER BEWARE.
- When starting out, if you are getting a sportbike, don't get anything over a 600. You will crash.
- Do not purchase until you're sure you want a motorcycle. I suggest that you find the bike you want, move to step three and buy the bike after you've taken your safety class.
After you complete the course they will mail you some paper that waives your DMV test. You take it to the DMV, they hand you your licence.
Cost: $200-300
Time: A weekend of classses.
ProTip: If you want to avoid as much time in hell as possible, take the safety class first. You can then only wait in the DMV line once (which is too much already but is far less painful than twice) by handing them the paper that waives the driving test. You will only have to take the written test and then walk out with your license.
In conclusion, I cannot stress this enough, don't buy a bike you are not sure about. There are other bikes out there and you do not want to put your life on a machine that is going to kill you. Also, remember that you need to service a bike more regularly than a car, so be prepared for that expense.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
The Guide 42's response to my critics of the former blog post
I think it's about time that I, as the only person I know 25 and under with no Facebook page, had my say. Obviously (to those who know me) I will have a bit more to say on this subject than your average bloke, but hopefully I will remain concise and you will bear with me. I would first of all like to address Jonathan the Traitor, who, driven by guilt, feels it necessary to make apology for his recent visitation to Le Bordel de Facebook. You will notice that his predecessor in treason, who will remain unnamed except for his large nose and imminent marriage, has not yet dared to show his lego face on this thread.
Dear Jonathan,
You have presented five "acceptable uses" through which Facebook may avoid being criticized by Matt's arguments. I feel that the best way to address what you have said will be to organize my rebuttal to counter each of these in my own order (an order which, as you will notice, has been shuffled to add rhetorical force, an action which I deem not only acceptable, but appropriate given the gravity of the discussion).
1) Let us begin with "finding long lost friends." To keep this pithy, allow me to simply assert that this is a contradiction in terms. It can be argued (and indeed, I am arguing it) that any friend who becomes long-lost is either better off remaining lost, or they will not in fact become long lost. In other words, I believe that Facebook is a spawning pool (and I use this term for its connotation toward an unpleasant odor) for the breeding of "acquaintances," which are in fact a harmful social engagement to invest oneself in too thoroughly because they thrive on vagueness, distance, and many other qualities which are, in fact, the very opposite of those which true friendship finds valuable, according to Aristotle and many others. While it is possible to utilize facebook for the restoration of old friendships to their previous state, I believe that the social perceptions of facebook which render it out of the ordinary to do so in a proper manner are sufficient for the condemnation of using Facebook for this purpose.
2) I will next address your sentiment that Facebook is useful for "keeping up with what people are doing." I choose to deal with this point next because it is one that I find singularly annoying about the Facebook culture, namely, that our culture as a whole has become both increasingly snoopy and increasingly exhibitionist- all without an increase in interpersonal communication. It is not uncommon for people to know things about my friends and family members before I do, simply because they take pleasure in trolling the appropriate Facebook pages. I find this to be inherently negative prima facie, but to argue as such all that I need to do is point out how this has eliminated one of the major elements of conversation- that is, what is going on in one’s life and how that makes one feel. I detest attempting such “small talk” (we call it small talk, though it is vitally important as a framework for communication) with somebody, only to find them annoyed that I am asking so many questions, when I could just as easily read it from their Facebook page. I could go on to ramifications like the way that this further suppresses free speech, but in the interest of concise discussion, I will move to usage number three.
3) The usage to be addressed next is that of “sharing meaningful thoughts in less than 420 characters.” Yes, there is value to conciseness (as I have been futilely trying to express through my actions here) and there is a place for such literary forms as epigrams and the “posts” which are now emerging in the 21st century. However, there is a detrimental aspect to Facebook’s character limit which you, Jon, seem to have either covered up or neglected. The character limit is a kind of censorship through social contract; certainly one does not have to constrain their writings to 420 characters. However, the increasing usage of Facebook which has settled it as an important means of promulgating literature demands that certain literary works attempting to reach certain audiences relegate themselves to the Marijuanic character limit. This is comparable to the lamentable existence of certain editorial standards in book publishers in recent centuries which eliminate certain beautiful linguistic constructions from well-promulgated modern literature. For example, it has been hundreds of years since a 500- or 1000-word sentence was published and read. For shame, because such editorial constrictions have stifled the creativity of modern authorship. The same is happening in the censorship through social contract exacerbated by the popularity of Facebook.
4) Shall I address the making of jokes? Perhaps; although I think it is easy to see that if my earlier arguments are correct, and if my holistic anti-Facebook stance has any merit, the usage of something as beautiful and Godsent as a joke, when added to Facebook, would serve to further its popularity and eventuate a worse global outcome. To post jokes on Facebook is comparable to the insertion of Bible verses in a pornographic magazine; both are the careless usage of something good to add credence and value to something that is inherently negative and should be done away with. [As for the argument concerning whether Facebook is inherently evil or merely evil through usage, a fitting response would be to pose the question as to whether a pornographic magazine (or as the aforementioned “nosy” fellow put it when he still stood on the better side of this argument, a torture chamber) are inherently evil or merely evil through usage. I would argue that if anything physical can be named by us as inherently evil, which idea both Augustine and I disagree with, then these two things may be so named. However, their existence and indirect creation by God give them inherent value, which eliminates the possibility of their being completely valueless. That being said, semantically both can still be referred to as “evil in themselves” and therefore “inherently” evil.]
5) Finally and most importantly, I will address the original sin that is “sharing photos”. As everybody knows, a photograph is a work of art, and therefore a piece of intellectual property, which it is a crime to “share.” Even if the sharer is the one who originally snapped the photograph, they are not the sole owner of said photograph, because the artwork similarly belongs to whoever posed for the photograph, an exercise in acting; whoever designed the camera, an exercise in blueprinting and engineering; whoever landscaped whatever background the picture reveals, an exercise in groundskeeping; and so on. The recipient of the “shared” photograph is equally culpable, because they are participating as an accomplice in the crime of theft of somebody else’s intellectual property. That Facebook promotes this blatant crime which rots the foundation of our society, I find to be morally reprehensible.
And now that I hope Jonathan has been sufficiently trounced and reluctantly satisfied by this rebuttal in five parts, I turn to Jocelyn, who I am afraid knows no better and has likely had a Facebook page since the company’s inception. I will not address her points in any order, nor will I indeed address them at all, for due to the gender gap between us this would likely be an exercise in futility. Instead, I will merely caution her to turn from her wicked ways and cease supporting this nefarious weapon in the hands of those who would see our culture destroyed, and its people lined up in neat little uneducated and semi-conscious rows of malleability and unthinking obedience to the rapacious pseudo-intellectuals who desire knowledge as a means to power and not for its own sake. (Matt- extremely well-put comparison of lolspeak to Newspeak. I have fostered this sentiment for quite some time myself).
I will conclude by adding that although my discussion has turned out rather lengthy when I originally intended it to be short and to the point, it unfortunately only scratches the surface of all I could say on this subject. I will end, as any good rhetorician should, with a call to action. Though probably hopeless and futile, I would be remiss if I did not urge each and every one of you readers to at least examine your actions as willful participants in the detrimental Facebook culture. While you may think that your actions are not sufficient to bring about the downfall of our beloved West, I tell you that the way you live every day and the mindset that you have are intrinsically connected to the survival or destruction of our great nation, our great cultural heritage, our great human race, and indeed all of creation. You chuckle; I do not. Perhaps you would be the sort to chuckle while the Rome burned; perhaps you will be the sort to chuckle when America burns. I have spoken at times above with my tongue in cheek, but now the gnashing of my teeth is more painful because of it, and I regret having placed it there. This business is no laughing matter.
My thanks to Matt for starting this discussion, and my great thanks to you for reading my opinion; yet the highest thanks to he who examines his life in regard to this matter as Socrates, and eventually Christ himself, bade.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
The rage against the Facecool in more than 420 characters
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Thinking about free-will again...
- God has perfect knowledge of all things past, present, and future.
- Any object of knowledge that God possesses is necessarily true.
- God has perfect knowledge of my writing this blog post prior (either logically or chronologically) to its actual occurrence.
- If God possesses knowledge of any actual event there is no way that it could not occur because it would render God's perfect knowledge false.
- Therefore, if God possesses knowledge of my writing this blog post prior to its actual occurrence then there is no way that it could not have occurred.
- If it is not possible for events to occur other than they do by our own choosing, then there is no such thing as free-will.
- It is not possible for events to occur other than they do because God has perfect knowledge of them.
- Therefore, there is no such thing as free-will.
To me, although poorly put, this seems like strong case that has been made. However, many offer what has been named the Simple Foreknowledge view. In this view, God knows what is happening because he sees it happening. His knowledge of events no more causes them to occur than my seeing someone in a chair causes them to be, in fact, sitting in a chair.
At first glance this view seems appealing: (1) We preserve God's foreknowledge of future events, thereby protecting his sovereignty. (2) We protect human notions of freedom. However, I find the Simple Foreknowledge view to be inadequate; the Simple Foreknowledge view makes God's knowledge of events contingent upon their happening. This seems problematic to me. I think you may run into problems with God growing in knowledge as he creates the world. This is not to say that he grows in respect to what is possible but only in respect to what is actual. He did not know what would be actual prior to his actually instantiating it.
I would like to propose what I see as a better alternative. As I see it, the main problems associated with these two views is the emphasis upon God's knowledge. Knowledge is not causal, nor does God posses knowledge that is contingent upon events actually occurring. Here is my view: while His knowledge is not causal, God possesses knowledge of everything that ever could be and will be. He knows this in virtue of his having perfect knowledge of everything.
Going back to the first argument, could things be otherwise? My answer would be, yes. God perfectly knows all of our free acts. Thus God knows what actually is and what will be, but it could happen otherwise if we choose otherwise. I believe this view protects God's omniscience and sovereignty while also protecting human agency.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Joy
I have heard over twenty Easter sermons in my lifetime and none such as this:
St. John Chrysostom's Paschal Homily
- If anyone is devout and a lover of God, let him enjoy this beautiful and radiant festival.
- If anyone is a wise servant, let him, rejoicing, enter into the joy of his Lord.
- If anyone has wearied himself in fasting, let him now receive his recompense.
- If anyone has labored from the first hour, let him today receive his just reward. If anyone has come at the third hour, with thanksgiving let him keep the feast. If anyone has arrived at the sixth hour, let him have no misgivings; for he shall suffer no loss. If anyone has delayed until the ninth hour, let him draw near without hesitation. If anyone has arrived even at the eleventh hour, let him not fear on account of his delay. For the Master is gracious and receives the last, even as the first; he gives rest to him that comes at the eleventh hour, just as to him who has labored from the first. He has mercy upon the last and cares for the first; to the one he gives, and to the other he is gracious. He both honors the work and praises the intention.
- Enter all of you, therefore, into the joy of our Lord, and, whether first or last, receive your reward. O rich and poor, one with another, dance for joy! O you ascetics and you negligent, celebrate the day! You that have fasted and you that have disregarded the fast, rejoice today! The table is rich-laden; feast royally, all of you! The calf is fatted; let no one go forth hungry!
- Let all partake of the feast of faith. Let all receive the riches of goodness.
- Let no one lament his poverty, for the universal kingdom has been revealed.
- Let no one mourn his transgressions, for pardon has dawned from the grave.
- Let no one fear death, for the Saviour's death has set us free.
- He that was taken by death has annihilated it! He descended into hades and took hades captive! He embittered it when it tasted his flesh! And anticipating this Isaiah exclaimed, "Hades was embittered when it encountered thee in the lower regions." It was embittered, for it was abolished! It was embittered, for it was mocked! It was embittered, for it was purged! It was embittered, for it was despoiled! It was embittered, for it was bound in chains!
- It took a body and, face to face, met God! It took earth and encountered heaven! It took what it saw but crumbled before what it had not seen!
- "O death, where is thy sting? O hades, where is thy victory?"
- Christ is risen, and you are overthrown!
- Christ is risen, and the demons are fallen!
- Christ is risen, and the angels rejoice!
- Christ is risen, and life reigns!
- Christ is risen, and not one dead remains in a tomb!
- For Christ, being raised from the dead, has become the First-fruits of them that slept.
- To him be glory and might unto ages of ages. Amen.[1]
"O death, where is thy sting? O hades, where is thy victory?"
Christ is risen! Truly, he is risen!
[1] http://orthodoxwiki.org/Paschal_Homily